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Spraynard Krueger

About Spraynard Krueger

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My names @#@* and above all else, well maybe not above ALL ELSE, but ive always had a great passion for dance, tap specifically... and so if i tap on something, yours or otherwise, tap on mine! its the only reasonable sensable humane thing to do... and if you dont... well then your just an asshole
Interests
girls girls girls men... i mean girls.. girls
Occupation
part time door to door teeth salesmen


It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien